China Invents Hairy Leg Stockings To Prevent Perverts From Staring

Social News Daily – Japan isn’t the only Asian nation with a bit of strange. An image going viral on Sina Weibo (China’s Twitter) is giving the latest Japanese trend of eyeball-licking a run for its Yen. The image shows a pair of legs (the gender of the wearer is unclear, but we’re guessing it’s a gal) wearing a full coat of thick Uncle Pauly body hair from thigh to ankle. At the bottom of each hairy trunk? Two non-hairy feet. Basically, these are “hairy stockings,” and are less a fashion statement and more “pervert protection.” “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out,” says the caption with the image, according to a translation offered by China trend watcher ChinaSMACK. The response has so far been mixed. There are a lot of short “disgusting!” comments, along with several cute vomiting emoticons under the post.

You know how wacky China is? They don’t even know how wacky they are. They don’t even understand that these hairy stockings are probably just gonna make things 10 times worse. Asian porn is easily the hairiest porn out there. Chances are if you’re a Chinese chick and you wear these on the bus, anywhere between 5 and 8 men will take out their pixelated dicks and jerk off on your shaggy stems.  They can’t even get out of their own way when it comes to being sexually assaulted in public. Start coming up with weird stockings that undoubtedly will turn on the average Chinese pervert 10 times more than usual.

Never change, China. Never change.